Say what now? (This is a good one, you guys.)

Which character from Friends are you?

I got Rachel. At first, I was pretty meh about it. But then I read the description. "Once, your hair started a revolution."
Here's what: I love it. I had never thought about Rachel and I being Hair Soulmates before (despite seeing each episode at least a hundred times), but now that it's been pointed out to me, it might be my new favorite thing.
Go take the quiz and tell me what you got!

Did you love Lisa Frank as much as I did when you were a kid?

First of all, this is one of the most well written, well researched things I have ever read on the internet. Second of all, THATS KINDA CRAZY, RIGHT? It's a long read, but you really should read it when you have time, especially if you grew up in the 90s and plastered Lisa Frank stickers on everything like I did.
Here's what: On one hand, it's sad to find out that one of your favorite childhood companies, one who showed a lot of promise (if you weren't looking too closely), was actually an awful, abusive place. It's sad to think about such a beloved person as a cocaine-addicted victim of abuse. On the other hand, it's hard to feel too sorry for a person who clearly has a history of abusing their employees. Either way, my mouth was hanging open the whole time I read this article. So interesting!
Jezebel

Confession: sometimes, I drink the haterade. Especially when it comes to heart shaped marshmallows and gingerbread estates.

Every year, Williams Sonoma comes out with their holiday catalogue. And ever year, it gets more ridiculous. And every year, I look forward to reading the Hater's Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalogue.
Here's what: Are you for real, Williams Sonoma? A beehive starter kit? A butter making kit? Are you still living with us here in reality? I'm not sure that you are. Sure, Christmas is a good time for treats and fun things, but seriously? Seriously? I'd yell at you more, but I'm having a dinner party tonight and I have to brand the steaks and churn the butter before they get here. Because we still live in 1812.
Deadspin